What to wear: dressing guide for a chrislander

 Freshers aboard!

This post will be succinct (short) and to the point because it discusses the proper attire for Chrisland students. If you haven't already, please read my previous posts as well (if not, what year do you even live in?💀).

In Chrisland, your clothing unlocks many doors for you, with the exception of the doors to your toilet and wardrobe because you know it will be strange 😂. However, the way you dress essentially represents who you are and how to be recognized. This article will discuss these and other minor but important rules and regulations. (I love the word "essential," it's so important.🌚) 

Chrisland University isn't for you if you are a serious rule-breaker, to start. The dress code and standards are fairly strict at the school.

The most basic requirement is that while attending lectures, you must always carry your ID around your neck.

Moving on to dressing.

                                       GUYS.

If you are leaving your hostel during lecture hours, corporate attire is required. 

First off, just because you are wearing business attire doesn't imply you will attend lectures in a peaky blinders-inspired coat or a James Bond outfit. You will essentially look like Winnie the Pooh for real. You can still dress stylishly for work, but there aren't many options. 

First, load up on neutral hues like black and white, and have several pairs of black pants in your closet. 

Never wear casual clothing to lectures, and never wear socks or an outfit that suggests smoking or using marijuana. 

Make sure your shoes are cleanly polished (mine were brown, so I did this a few of times throughout the semester).

White, grey, blue, khaki, and black are the ideal corporate colors (for me that is). 

Yes, ties are also important. They should complement your outfit; avoid using loud colors or jazzy combinations. I'Hjjm spending my entire holiday budget on clip-ons, just so you know. Please don’t ever wear bulky ties to lectures 😭.

Above  are example of dresses you can wear as guys.

CASUAL DRESSES FOR GUYS

In Chrisland, you will wear casual dresses much less than corporate wears, and you will always need Nike slides for a nice casual look, as well as lots of shorts and hoodies, a few print t shirts, a jogger or two, a few caps, and nice vests. 

With the right combinations, these will keep you looking fresh, and as a guy, please bring plenty of perfume and  deodorants to school. 

You can't be stinking up Chrisland University 🫠.

These are the best fits to wear on a chrisland university night out. 

                           GIRLS.

    Ladies have a much broader range of dresses to choose from, and the laws aren't as stringent on them; basically, don't dress indecently to lectures and keep your hair shoulder length.

Except for the hair, the items listed above are the greatest to wear. 

then for nighttime attire... Being a boy, I have no idea what women are permitted to wear, but generally speaking, they can be seen in pyajmas and long flowing dresses known as "bubus," as well as crop tops and leggings. Just keep your attire cool. 

Hostel wardens are sort of like the dukes and duchesses of the hostel facilities; if you get along with them, they'll get along with you. 

On the other hand, avoid fighting or arguing with the wardens of your dormitory because any violence will get you kicked out.

 

We have hostel wardens who are basically the dukes and duchesses of the hostel facilities, be cool with them and they will be cool with you. 

Then again, don’t get into any argument with your hostel wardens or any fight at all, any form of violence leads to expulsion.

Sheesh, I have to write a ton of dull things like this, but you need to know and I have to let you know. 

So let me get to work on the tasty treats for our feast, and once more, welcome to you Freshers.

Do widzenia 🙂.