10 random and hilarious experiences in university life.

 

No matter where we are, good or sad memories must be made. This blog post will walk us through 10 of the funniest university experiences. University life may have its ups and downs.

It's been a while, welcome back to naijacollegedork. Since humor is often what keeps people going, we aim to incorporate it into each and every one of our blog entries. If you're reading this, we hope that every image or piece of writing that leaves this blog will make you grin.Retighten your seatbelts as we embark on a funny journey through the funniest experiences we had while working in our ivory towers.

1. the typical eating procedure:

J: My feeding schedule, which went something like this, was the predominant memory I have of my time in college. 

BEGINNING OF SEMESTER: On a regular basis, jollof rice, chicken, and hollandia

MID-SEMESTER FOODS: custard, cornflakes, and cookies

SEMESTERS END: Garri triumphs.

 

2. handicapped anger 

R: My freshman year is in its first semester, and the weather is turning chilly. I'm using crutches more than halfway through the first semester. They were like a metal death trap, these crutches. Crutches are the worst invention ever, by God. Note that I lived away from campus and had to use a crutch to walk to the bus stop, board the stupid bus, and then endure the dreadful experience of going to my classes. Fall has arrived, the leaves are on the ground, and in classic Texas fashion, they are brown and lifeless when they abruptly fall off the trees one day. I'm walking to the Language building at eight in the friggin morning on a sunny, autumn day. Instead of taking the longer way (using the sidewalk), I decide to cut through the leaves. I feel my handles begin to slip from my hands while I'm stumbling through the leaves on my crutches, and I realize there is nothing I can do to stop it. My hands suddenly lose control of my crutches, and I soar through the air while wearing a heavy knee brace before landing in a massive pile of leaves. When professors and students see, they all begin to chuckle. I'm there, covered in leaves, searching through this enormous pile of stupid, brown leaves for my crutches. I arrived at class after being tardy and coated in leaves.

3. sleep and fail?

D: A former professor of mine was known for being a tough guy. In general, he will treat you fairly if you take the course seriously and pay him your complete attention at all times. On the second day of class, someone sleeps off. Professor picks up his phone and begins browsing through stuff while still speaking in full sentences. He pauses in mid-sentence, moves down the aisle, and takes a photo of the child. He goes on to say that he maintains the photos in case the student shows up to contest their grade in the class. The class chuckled, and the sleeping child awoke perplexed as to what had just happened.

4. educational feeding.

P: One of the girls in my class would bring in complete meals. She once sat down, opened her container, and began chowing down on a generous portion of bread and eggs. her own utensils and everything with her.

5. coffee? no I will take punches please.

R:The only biology course I had to take was for the general education requirement. Naturally, it was one of those enormous lecture hall sessions with over a hundred students. To make sure I can hear everything and everything else, I prefer to sit towards the front. Anyway, there used to be a petite, quiet Asian girl across the aisle from me. The presentation began at a relatively early hour—I believe it was about 8:15 AM. What keeps this little Asian girl awake? She slaps herself, slapping and punching herself in the face and around the neck and shoulders. The lecturer eventually just interrupted himself mid-sentence to inquire about her well-being. 

6. the food fight.

D; A large food battle broke out in the campus cafeteria one day. A small group unintentionally began the chaos, but soon everyone in the room got involved. People were diving and dodging plates of jollof rice and pounded yam as they sailed through the air. While the cafeteria staff was furious, we couldn't help but giggle. Hours were spent cleaning up the mess, but it was worthwhile because of the priceless experience.

7. the speech fumble.

During a formal college event, I was chosen to give a speech on behalf of the student body. Nervous but determined, I stepped onto the stage. Just as I started speaking, my shoe slipped, and I tumbled down the stairs in front of everyone. The room fell silent for a moment before erupting in laughter. Though embarrassed, I managed to laugh it off and finish my speech with a smile. It became a memorable moment that we still laugh about to this day.

8. talented clowns!

G:I made the decision to take part in the yearly talent show that our university put on with my pals. We worked on our dancing routine for weeks of rehearsal. When the big day finally arrived, anxiety overcame us. We fell over each other, forgot our moves, and even slipped onto the stage as we began our performance. We couldn't help but chuckle at ourselves as the audience started to laugh. Even though it wasn't a perfect performance, we were named the "Most Entertaining Act"

9. all my guys are ballers.

A: Late one night in our hostel, a group of us got into a passionate discussion about the greatest football player of all time. Voices grew louder, and the argument escalated as everyone defended their favourite players. The noise attracted the attention of our hostel warden, who stormed into the room, ready to reprimand us. However, to our surprise, he turned out to be an avid football fan himself. Instead of scolding us, he joined the debate and passionately argued for his own favourite player. What started as a noise complaint turned into an epic football debate with our warden as the unexpected referee.

10. readers are leaders.

F:
During exam season, the library became our second home. One night, my friend and I decided to pull an all-nighter and study until morning. Exhausted and in need of a break, we found an empty study room and decided to take a short nap. The next thing we knew, we woke up to the sound of the library staff unlocking the doors. We had accidentally slept through the night and were locked inside! We had to explain our predicament and sheepishly make our way out while everyone had a good laugh.

where lectures turn into comedy shows, assignments become creative masterpieces, and hostel life is a sitcom. Laughter echoes through the halls, reminding us that education doesn't have to be all seriousness! In conclusion, Nigerian universities are undoubtedly a treasure trove of hilarious moments and unforgettable experiences. From the eccentric professors to the quirky traditions, these institutions never fail to provide laughter and amusement to their students.

our next post will be another part to our triparte love and romance series, going more deep with a personal experience from the no 1 dork. ANTICIPATE!

till then.

Ma'a as-salāmah