Diary of a college dork

  No matter where we are, good or sad memories must be made. This blog post will walk us through 10 of the funniest university experiences. University life may have its ups and downs. It's been a while, welcome back to naijacollegedork. Since humor is often what keeps people going, we aim to incorporate it into each and every one of our blog entries. If you're reading this, we hope that every image or piece of writing that leaves this blog will make you grin.Retighten your seatbelts as we embark on a funny journey through the funniest experiences we had while working in our ivory towers. 1. the typical eating procedure: J: My feeding schedule, which went something like this, was the predominant memory I have of my time in college.  BEGINNING OF SEMESTER: On a regular basis, jollof rice, chicken, and hollandia MID-SEMESTER FOODS: custard, cornflakes, and cookies SEMESTERS END: Garri triumphs.   2. handicapped anger  R:  My freshman year is in its first semester, and the weather

  It was through a mutual friend that I met her, a captivating girl named Oo. From the moment we connected, there was an undeniable spark that ignited between us. We laughed together, shared stories, and our conversations flowed effortlessly. Oo had a magnetic personality that drew me in. Her smile could light up a room, and her wit was razor-sharp. I was mesmerized by her charm and found myself falling deeper with each passing day. But as our connection grew, I couldn't help but notice a subtle shift in our dynamic. Oo came from a high-class background, and I began to feel like more of a "gist partner" than a potential partner. She seemed content with our light-hearted banter and casual companionship, while I longed for something more substantial. Caught in the crossroads of emotions, I found myself torn between pursuing a serious relationship with Oo or exploring the talking stage I had put on hold. The uncertainty gnawed at me, leaving me feeling vulnerable and questio

Welcome, one and all. This is the long-promised and eagerly anticipated meme drop. This will be the first of many, and it can be seen as a valuable addition to our very few titbits and side quests 1. when attendance isn"t compulsory for a course. 2. university is most times a maze of academic confusion, don" t ask me about school send me money!   3. medical students in university can totally relate to this. 4. thank you unknown undergraduate student, your works are aptly remembered. 5.  preparing a PowerPoint presentation few hours to the deadline can make one jittery, and things like these happen   6.  the beginning of a semester can come with it"s baggage of assignments and most times the workload overlaps. 7.  then the dreaded deadlines and submission times, keeping undergrads walking on eggshells. 8. when your lecturer puts nothing up on the projector and thinks you"re seeing the slides. 9. problem is you'll still get called. 10. like the fear of failure. 11

Yesterday, money went in and out, bets were placed, and debts were racked up. There are many philosophies and concepts that have circulated both before and during the day of love, all of them are for love.  A group of individuals strengthened their faith in love by giving and receiving gifts from one another. There was also the steadfast "awwn" community, which was always present to congratulate, feed, and collect from engaged couples.  Then there are those like us who behave as though yesterday never occurred. We believe a day will be forced out of the existential plane if its existence is denied.  In today's post-Day Valentine's scoop, some folks share their tales of finding or losing love on the holiday.  All of them desire anonymity, thus just their initials will be used. Please don’t laugh, yours is on the way 😂 R: On Valentine's Day, my college boyfriend broke up with me, but he still bought me flowers and candies. He claimed he wanted the items for me so I

Welcome to February, known as the month of romance and love 🫢. The most unexpected event occurred at the beginning of this month: elections for student representatives at my university. This is a significant departure from the way the school usually conducts nominations, and it's an attempt to give students a sense of what elections and politics are like at a university. How do I feel about it? I think nominations are far better since they save us the anxiety of the majority picking the wrong choice.  I recognize the value of democracy overall, but there have been instances where it hasn't been fully effective. The contestants were quite interesting and presented a variety of manifestos and ideas. I learned about projects and teamwork, among other things.  Personally, I'm at a loss. Voting is important to me, and I want to be able to select a deserving and debatably qualified candidate for the position.  However, it appears like I will have to experiment and see how it tur

After all the talk about freshmen and returnees comes the first topic of the year.  :  Love and Discovering Love in Chrisland. Directly addressing the current problem would seem to mean disregarding the new year, the proverbial "elephant in the room." You deserve a slap on the back and a congrats hug (or handshake) for making it this far. Here's to a larger and better year if you keep up the good work; we will all get there. Now to the buzz: Despite all the talk, love relationships in college can occasionally be overblown, and not everyone will find their husband or wife there.Most people don't find love at college, at that.  The schedule of classes and attempting to maintain classes is enough love interest for many people, if you ask me why. Then, if you inquire about my experience settling in College, Chrisland University is a school for reading and pure cruising, finding love in Chrisland is as simple as finding the fabled needle in a haystack.  Despite what some m

 Freshers aboard! This post will be succinct (short) and to the point because it discusses the proper attire for Chrisland students. If you haven't already, please read my previous posts as well (if not, what year do you even live in?💀). In Chrisland, your clothing unlocks many doors for you, with the exception of the doors to your toilet and wardrobe because you know it will be strange 😂. However, the way you dress essentially represents who you are and how to be recognized. This article will discuss these and other minor but important rules and regulations. (I love the word "essential," it's so important.🌚)  Chrisland University isn't for you if you are a serious rule-breaker, to start. The dress code and standards are fairly strict at the school. The most basic requirement is that while attending lectures, you must always carry your ID around your neck. Moving on to dressing.                                         GUYS . If you are leaving your hostel durin